ERECTION 2008
I wrote a treatement for an NC-17 rated film, loosely based on the 2008 Presidential Election and it’s called ERECTION 2008.
So like McCain and his running mate, Palin, throw key parties where they swap mates. And McCain is hooking up with Palin’s daughter. And one night Obama gets drunk and passes out and the Palin Girl and she has her way with him. And then the Palin Girl is all preggers and she doesn’t know which candidate is the father.
The American Public is so upset that they don’t know who the baby daddy is, so on election day (nicknamed named Erection Day by the sarcastic media *cough*DailyShow*cough*Heyi’mJoee*cough*HireMe*cough* ) everyone goes into the booth and writes “Maury” on their ballot. And electoral college works properly as they go all Maury too
So president of the United States of America rests on the results of a paternity test on The Maury Povich and whoever is “not the father” is the next POTUS. So the results come in and Maury’s all, “McCain, you are Not the father.” and he starts jumping and everyone starts flipping out and the Palin girl is crying and stuff and then Maury raises his hand and everyone gets quiet and Maury opens up the other envelope and is all, “Obama, you are Not the father!” And everyone gasps…And neither of them are the father and the Palin Girl like freaks out and is on the floor screaming and stuff and then Maury does that consoling thing and says that he believes they have found the father of her child.
And then Bill Clinton comes from backstage with a big smile on his face and he’s holding his saxophone and then Hilary attacks Bill because she doesn’t watch enough talk shows to know that Maury is different than Jerry Springer. And then McCain and Obama are the presidents together and the theme to the Odd Couple plays as they dock for the first of what will be many, many times.
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The Martin Brothers – “Dum” (Casanova & Jay-You Animales Mix)
7:13 pm on September 26th, 2008
LOLZ!!!
7:45 pm on September 26th, 2008
speaking of martin bros. they released the winners of their contest today.
TOTALLY WHACK.
the winner was sooo boringly cliched minimal formula. I thought the animales remix had a good chance of getting top 3. instead they gave 2 spot to some guy jazz drumming over the stems. wtf martin bros, i’ve lost respect for you (lost respect for ClaudeVS after that latest release). You really wanted some Minus-ripoff bs? been done.
10:50 pm on September 26th, 2008
wow talk about a track that did not need to be remixed. the original “dum” had such a devastating bassline.
pretty hilarious pr0n treatment.
8:39 am on September 27th, 2008
Hilarious !!!!!
5:43 pm on September 28th, 2008
http://www.erectioncoverage.blogspot.com
2:55 pm on October 1st, 2008
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